SCOTT PARKER's Cardigan

On Tuesday 30th August, Bournemouth sacked the 41-year-old manager just four games into the season. When he played against Manchester City, Arsenal, and Liverpool, Parker wore a designer cardigan. This grey cashmere V-neck 4-bar cardigan is priced at £1,350 from Thom Browne. And football journalist Matthew Stranger noted it was worth £4.58 a minute for secondary gossip. Parker's standard time of 270 minutes for his four officials would add £5 a minute to sleek elegance.